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Monday, May 29, 2006
من 20 سنة

استيقظت الزوجة أثناء الليل ولم تجد زوجها بجانبها في الفراش


وضعت الزوجة الروب ونزلت إلى الدور الأسفل ووجدت زوجها يجلس في المطبخ واضعاً كوباً من القهوة أمامه مستغرقاً في تفكير عميق


لاحظت الزوجة نزول بعض الدموع من عين الزوج


سألته الزوجة: إيه الموضوع؟ قاعد لوحدك ليه فى نص الليل؟


رد الزوج: فاكرة لما إتواعدنا من 20 سنة؟


أجابت: أيوه فاكرة.!

قال: فاكرة لما شافنا والدك و إحنا في العربية؟


أجابت: أيوه فاكرة. .! !

قال: فاكرة لما وجه لىّ والدك مسدسه وقاللى تتجوزها ولا أسجنك 20 سنة؟


أجابت: أيوه فاكرة. ..!!!


نزلت دمعه من عين الزوج وقال:


لو كنت دخلت السجن كنت خرجت النهارده !!!!

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:: وصلتني عن طريق الايميل...استظرفتها فوضعتها لكم ::

posted by Sama Oman @ 3:30 AM  
12 Comments:
  • At May 29, 2006 8:26 PM, Blogger Jeff said…

    Why did the daughter-in-law go to jail? Very sad, I almost cried.

     
  • At May 29, 2006 8:56 PM, Blogger Arabian Princess said…

    looooooooooool Jeff

    the joke says:

    one day the wife woke up on the middle of the night, and went looking for her husband .. he was sitting with tears in his eyes .. She asked: honey whats wrong?

    He said: remmber when we first met and went out 20 years ago?

    She: yes

    He: remmber when your father saw us?

    She: yes

    He: remmber when he pointed his gun asking me to marry you or he will put in me in jail for 20 years?

    She: yes

    He (tearing even more): today would be the day I get out of jain!!

     
  • At May 30, 2006 2:47 AM, Blogger مأمون المغازي said…

    ألهذا الحد ؟

     
  • At May 30, 2006 4:05 AM, Blogger Jeff said…

    Thank you, Ibi. That's funny!

    It reminds of something the famous English poet, Lord Byron, said:

    Marriage isn't a word. It's a sentence.

    (If you don't get it, I'll explain... If you do get it, your English skills are GOOD.)

     
  • At May 30, 2006 6:39 AM, Blogger Arabian Prince said…

    LOL
    Although I've read it before, I still laughed after reading it. Thanks for sharing it :)

    I also cracked up after reading jeff's first comment. I wasn't really sure if he was being sarcastic or not :p and I liked that quote from Lord Byron ;)

     
  • At May 30, 2006 7:59 AM, Blogger Arabian Princess said…

    ofcourse I understand it Jeff :p

    I've heared that Quote before, but I would say its a sentance to eternal happiness :D

     
  • At May 30, 2006 8:33 AM, Blogger Jeff said…

    You are a wise one, O Great Princess! And I accept your pronouncement on happiness in marriage.

    But if that's happiness, what do we call that other stuff? You know, where you laugh and smile and feel good?

    (Just kidding, just kidding, don't hit me!)

    ***

    I thought YOU would understand that Byron thing, Ibiti, your English skills are almost as good as mine. But I've known native English speakers not to get that Byron witticism!

     
  • At May 30, 2006 10:30 AM, Blogger >>Sama Oman said…

    For God Sake
    It's only a joke!
    and for that I uploaded for you a story which is a true example of Great and Eternal Love from Real Life!
    I Hope you will see and feel the endless love between two young hearts :)

    For God Sake, Jeff
    did you go again to that Fish ;p
    Ibi, thank you for translating the Joke...
    I thought it's more funny with slang words ;)

     
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