استيقظت الزوجة أثناء الليل ولم تجد زوجها بجانبها في الفراش
وضعت الزوجة الروب ونزلت إلى الدور الأسفل ووجدت زوجها يجلس في المطبخ واضعاً كوباً من القهوة أمامه مستغرقاً في تفكير عميق
لاحظت الزوجة نزول بعض الدموع من عين الزوج
سألته الزوجة: إيه الموضوع؟ قاعد لوحدك ليه فى نص الليل؟
رد الزوج: فاكرة لما إتواعدنا من 20 سنة؟
أجابت: أيوه فاكرة.!
قال: فاكرة لما شافنا والدك و إحنا في العربية؟
أجابت: أيوه فاكرة. .! !
قال: فاكرة لما وجه لىّ والدك مسدسه وقاللى تتجوزها ولا أسجنك 20 سنة؟
أجابت: أيوه فاكرة. ..!!!
نزلت دمعه من عين الزوج وقال:
لو كنت دخلت السجن كنت خرجت النهارده !!!!
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:: وصلتني عن طريق الايميل...استظرفتها فوضعتها لكم ::
looooooooooool Jeff
ReplyDeletethe joke says:
one day the wife woke up on the middle of the night, and went looking for her husband .. he was sitting with tears in his eyes .. She asked: honey whats wrong?
He said: remmber when we first met and went out 20 years ago?
She: yes
He: remmber when your father saw us?
She: yes
He: remmber when he pointed his gun asking me to marry you or he will put in me in jail for 20 years?
She: yes
He (tearing even more): today would be the day I get out of jain!!
ألهذا الحد ؟
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteAlthough I've read it before, I still laughed after reading it. Thanks for sharing it :)
I also cracked up after reading jeff's first comment. I wasn't really sure if he was being sarcastic or not :p and I liked that quote from Lord Byron ;)
ofcourse I understand it Jeff :p
ReplyDeleteI've heared that Quote before, but I would say its a sentance to eternal happiness :D
For God Sake
ReplyDeleteIt's only a joke!
and for that I uploaded for you a story which is a true example of Great and Eternal Love from Real Life!
I Hope you will see and feel the endless love between two young hearts :)
For God Sake, Jeff
did you go again to that Fish ;p
Ibi, thank you for translating the Joke...
I thought it's more funny with slang words ;)
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